Dad kicked me off the couch so that Mom could lie down

Whatever

They take Halloween seriously in New Orleans

Since Dad taught the Reclining Venus today

I thought this pose was apropos.

Dad's super sniffly so I've had to take care of him

Nursing him back to health is so exhausting.

Dr. Petunia will see you now

What seems to be the problem, Dad?

Dad has a terrible cold, so I'm lounging in sympathy

Now that's more like it

Enough with the camera already

This is hardly my most elegant pose.

My couch

Mine.

Sometimes I just can't be bothered to go full couch centaur

In those instances, I let gravity do my work for me and roll off the couch cushion.

Petunia Kleinbub, couch centaur

Streeeeeeeeeeetch

Waiting for that final course of dinner is so exhausting

You never call...

You never write...