Sure, she has the good posture, long legs and bright green eyes. But I've got her when it comes to length! Not that I rub it in- I would never do that!
Christian says: At least, Petunia, you share the windowsills with her, so that she can also enjoy the luxury of stretching out on a sunny day. That will surely help make her feel better about her own longitudinal deficit issues. After all, you don't want her to develop the feline equivalent of a Napoleon complex. You can be a domineering and pushy cat, but at least it has nothing to do with insecurity about your length or size: You ate your way to the top. To quote Frank Sinatra, "You ate it your way."
Christian says: At least, Petunia, you share the windowsills with her, so that she can also enjoy the luxury of stretching out on a sunny day. That will surely help make her feel better about her own longitudinal deficit issues. After all, you don't want her to develop the feline equivalent of a Napoleon complex. You can be a domineering and pushy cat, but at least it has nothing to do with insecurity about your length or size: You ate your way to the top. To quote Frank Sinatra, "You ate it your way."
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